McGoat’s Hilarious Children’s Book “The Turd Burglar” an Ode to Embracing Uniqueness

In a world of ordinary tales, author McGoat ventures into uncharted territory with his uproariously funny book, “The Turd Burglar.” Drawing from his experiences as a parent and educator, he takes readers on a wild ride filled with laughter, wit, and a delightful pinch of absurdity. Inspired by the curious minds of children, he crafts a narrative that challenges conventions and celebrates the beauty of the unconventional. Through the book he dares readers embrace life’s peculiarities and find joy in the most unexpected places.

“The Turd Burglar” invites readers into the whimsical town of Dungsville, where a peculiar character roams the streets with a burlap sack and an insatiable appetite for dung. Meet the Turd Burglar, an anti-hero like no other, who fearlessly collects and treasures excrement from all corners of the town. He pays no mind to the weather – whether it’s hot, cold, windy, dry, or raining, he’s on a mission to gather his unique treasures.

Amidst his oddball adventures, the Turd Burglar shows his loyalty to Dr. YUK by collecting all the kids poop that didn’t make it to the potty, to the factory. The factory’s workers welcome him with open arms, revealing that his peculiar cargo is the lifeblood of their operation. The Turd Burglar discovers that his collected excrement powers the machines that destroy the children’s beloved parks. With this newfound importance, the story takes a hilarious turn as the Turd Burglar finds himself at the center of an extraordinary adventure.

Beyond the laughter and zaniness of “The Turd Burglar,” McGoat cleverly embeds valuable life lessons. As readers follow the Turd Burglar’s escapades, they learn the importance of embracing one’s uniqueness and finding value in the unconventional. Through the Turd Burglar’s unapologetic pursuit of his passion, readers are reminded that life’s beauty often lies in the thing’s others may overlook.

The book gently nudges readers to celebrate their peculiarities, question societal norms, and find humor in life’s quirkiest moments. The book teaches us not to shy away from our idiosyncrasies but to revel in them, for they make us who we are.

Visit our website at www.youronlinepublicist.com to get your copy. Dive into the whimsical world of “The Turd Burglar” and let the laughter and life lessons unfold before your eyes. Don’t miss the opportunity to celebrate your uniqueness and join the Turd Burglar on an unforgettable journey through Dungsville and beyond.

“The Turd Burglar” by McGoat

Publisher : Your Online Publicist
Publication Date : August 2023
Pages : 32
Product Dimensions : Digest (5.5 x 8.5 in / 140 x 216)
Genre : Children’s book
Paperback ISBN : 978-1-63892-673-3
Hardcover ISBN : 978-1-63892-674-0

About the Author

McGoat is a musician, Husband, and Father of a strong intelligent Daughter born in 2011. She is the inspiration for the Turd Burglar. The Turd Burglar is a story he would tell to her to make using the toilet not only part of her life, but empowering as well. She, like most children at a young age, love going to the park and would do anything in their power to save the park from destruction. Thus, The Turd Burglar was born.

McGoat’s daughter, at the age of 11, was diagnosed with lupus nephritis and would eventually need a kidney transplant. McGoat would be the first to be tested for a match, and would be a proud kidney donor in October of 2022. He is now proud to say that they are now truly inseparable.

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